Blog-y posts about our drive to Beaverton, OR and week of settling in.
Day 1
For sanity, posterity, and fun we kept a log of milestones, things we saw, and activities we did on the drive. You’ll notice two sets of handwriting and we used four different colors depending on the entry type. Here’s the page for Day 1: Sunday, May 22 for the 620 miles from Maumee, Ohio to Greenfield, Iowa:

As promised, the first thing we did after getting on the Ohio Turnpike was listen to Okkervil River’s I Am Very Far. We still listen to it once or twice a day and are enjoying it more each time. Another album we enjoyed and continue to enjoy is Neutral Milk Hotel’s In the Aeroplane over the Sea. Cool readers probably know about it already, but I just discovered it as a going away gift. So good and it was bumped among the first three vinyl albums I ordered for our new turntable setup.
“P & P” refers to a stop for two words that begin with P. The term was coined by my dad and I remember the exact moment that he invented it. When I was in the seventh or eighth grade he used to let me ride along while he drove to several grocery stores in Indiana or Michigan to talk to meat managers or stick coupons onto products. While exiting the highway at one stop he said, “We can get some pop here, and go pee. Hey, those both begin with P. P and P.” and then chuckled. It’s been observed that my dad is Hank Hill.
“FCRS” stands for “crazy rain storm”. One of those where for a terrible span of seconds the windshield wipers could not keep up. Come on wipers!
It was supposed to be my wife’s pick for lunch, but options were limited and she was waffling a bit, so I offered to give her my dinner pick to stop at a place declaring itself “Best Wings USA”. They turned out to be the same as Wild Wings Cafe in Raleigh (not a bad thing!); even the graphics in the menu for the sauce choices looked similar. I think there’s some common corporate DNA there or something. Around dinnertime I made the mistake of rubbing my eyes and a severe case of eye strain came on out of nowhere. I had to take the next exit with tears running down my face and of course eye drops were $7 at the gas station. They had me and they knew it! I wanted to take a break and eat dinner, but the only choices at the exit were an unknown Mexican place and KFC/Taco Bell. We went with the devil we knew (is that the right way to use that expression?), to the horror of my wife who’s the editor of Life’s Healthy Journeys.
Day 2
The 746 miles from Greenfield to Rawlins, Wyoming:

We stayed at a Super 8 for all three nights, having gotten addicted to the sub-$80 room rate. Right outside of the lobby door in the morning was this mangled apple in the middle of a linear trail of splatter in two directions. I was so curious about how it got there: was it thrown from outside or did someone come out to throw it? I asked my wife to take a picture and she recoiled, then stated the obvious that the apple had been thrown *up* by someone (i.e. puked). That made sense and explained the splatter. But I'm still curious about whether it was road sickness or someone that was drunk, and if the latter whether the apple was eaten before or after the getting drunk.
Although it didn't get to that point, the puke turned out to be a harbinger for what would begin with an innocent stop for gas and snacks in the morning. I remember asking my wife for a "big drink" and a surprise snack. She came out with a 64 (!) oz. cup, some strange taco flavor of Dorito's, and two Heath-topping'd donuts. We shared one donut and I was going to save the second, then traffic came to a standstill an hour later and I ate the second one: with no way to leave the highway I might have been starving! Between the wings, Taco Bell, Dorito's, and donuts my body was not a happy temple. I vowed to have a salad for dinner, but by that time I was feeling good again and thought it would be dandy to have ribs and fries at an Outback. I ate all but the last rib and bushel of fries, and suddenly realized that I had to stop. "Dave, if you take one more bite the next trail of splatter in a parking lot will be your's." But splatter aside, almost getting sick isn't much more pleasant than getting sick, maybe less so. So for that night and the next day, I suffered.
Without really meaning to, one P (I’ll let your imagination decide which) stop happened to be here.
Day 3
The 734 miles between Rawlins and Baker City, Oregon:
This time I stuck with my resolution to eat better: McDonald’s oatmeal (without the brown sugar that makes that such a treat!) for breakfast and soup for lunch and dinner at Chili’s and Applebee’s. If you’ve never been to Chili’s with me, you will not understand how pitiful it is that I only had soup. Soup! FWIW, both places had both synchronized on potato bacon soup that day.
There was less variety in the entertainment because my wife had had the inspired idea that we could both respectively watch and listen to DVDs on our portable player by putting one ear bud in my ear. I listened to seven episodes of season 5 of my favorite show, The Wire: a great day stomach notwithstanding.
Next: our arrival in Beaverton, some big spending, and a nugget.














